You know you have kids when... (come on, who wants to play?)
- In the silence of naptime, going through your head is not that latest song from your favorite rockband or replays of last nights american idol- but the theme song from 'Handy Manny'...
- You wander around the house trying to pinpoint where that old-vomit smell is coming from just to realize it's actually you...
- You're Starbucks tab has increased $1.50 a visit... because their vanilla milk box makes shopping at Target enjoyable again...
- You go to take your shirt out of the drawer and out with it comes a handful of Goldfish crackers...
- You can sing every song to the "Blue Moo" CD without the lyrics in front of you...
- You have also memorized every Sandra Boynton book ever written...
- When caffeine is a necessity, not a luxury...
- When a shower never seemed so good...
- Ditto the above for a nap...
- You are actually excited that this year's summer vacation is a trip to Sesame Place and will include you dancing along with your toddler to a giant furry singing Elmo...
(please feel free to add on!)
2 comments:
Oooh, vanilla milk....I get stuck buying the darn icee...BLUE raspberry of course LOL
this is hysterical...
the other night, around 3am, avery woke up and needed to eat so john paul went to fill her bottle like he usually does. he came back, handed me the bottle and got back under the covers to go back to sleep. that's when he turns to me and says, "why do i have the theme song to my friends tigger and pooh stuck in my head?" he then proceeds to sing it!!! i was dying!!!
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